clamperl:

my dick is longer than phineas and ferb’s summer vacation

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

metallics:

x
lazypacific:

 
"Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!"
I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you (via captainarlert)
hellacious-earth:

hellacious-earth:

Vintage // Nature

Vintage // Nature
simplypotterheads:

#tbt to last year when I baked Harry a birthday(dae) cake. And then ate it.

simplypotterheads:

#tbt to last year when I baked Harry a birthday(dae) cake. And then ate it.

727
stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

adreianpayne:

hustle

baasement:

 “because I’d really love to hear it”
*my edit not my photo but please don’t remove the credit ty✨*
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baasement:

“because I’d really love to hear it”

*my edit not my photo but please don’t remove the credit ty✨*